Ryan bit me today. So lets all be psychiatric about it and examine his motives, first of all he's not a cannibal - just so we've got that pesky taste for human flesh thing out of the way.
I doubt it was starvation because he'd just consumed lunch. He was watching his favorite "bwainy baby" and happily wriggling around on the couch just before the event, so it wasn't out of boredom. I don't think he's old enough to hold grudges, and even if he was I think after examining his character he'd do something alot more well thought out then biting a toe.
He wasn't really angry or frustrated, he just wanted something, anything to bite.
Aren't we all a bit like that sometimes, brethren?
Anyway, he knew instantly he'd done something wrong, and I made sure he knew that for sure. I doubt any of the girls have to worry about watching their fingers or toes around Ryan yet. We know he just had a case of "the teeth told him to." That or he is spending too much time with Nicky. A few minutes afterward he was found carefully biting a couch corner.
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No child can ever have 'too much time with Nicky'. Shame on you older sister.
But yes, that was a pleasing post. Anything written about the abuse of yourself (or Ryan) will always be a great read. I'm glad someone had finally examined the tendancies of his.
I happened to know a way how to train dogs not to bite. You stick its favorite thing that it likes to bite in its mouth and tie his mouth together and leave it for a couple hours, and it will definately learn its lesson. By the way this advise is not for Ryan, so don't try it out on him. I'm not referring to your cute little cousin.
And yes all kids tend to like biting* but i prefer to use the word nibble instead.
oh no, this was nowhere near nibbling, this was a chomping bite.
How facinating, I hope he doesn't develope this talent when he grows older to something else like pinching, which I do have many scars on my precious boody that I got from different species of females and children. At least a chomping bite won't leave any scars to remind you of it.
After meditating on this and brooding within myself a bit, i remembered that i have been seen to bite Dad's shoulder occaisonally. In an odd moment of endearment or anger.
Perhaps your right Lisa, and Ryan has seen me exercising my teeth on 'Grandads' shoulder bone, then he must have thought he'd like to try chomping a bit of your flesh off.
After thinking about that, it seems a fairly simple explanation for this behaviour.
And perhaps i am the source of this after all.
I'm so proud.
I am already shaping a little life to follow in my ways.
And just when my first padawha was growing up and away.
True, no scars, just a missing toe.
Hahah. My nephew has a bad habit of biting ur neck; vampire like!
I mean my neck.
lisa it sounds like sunny from a series of unfortunate events
Hahaha, but if it was that bad i wouldn't have a neck!
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