What Not To Do When Watching 'Lord Of The Rings' In Theatres
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
17. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
25. During a battle scene stand up and yell, "Middle Earth needs me!" then run into the screen. After bouncing back, return to your seat muttering, "Shucks, it's locked..."
22. During the movie, ask people who they think would win if Gandalf and Dumbledore had a fight.
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
20. Also, please refrain from caressing your popcorn and saying, "My preciousssss".
5 comments:
thats funny loo!
Not really. It's kinda cheap but it sounded like something some people i know would do.
oh i mostly liked number four because it sounded like something we'd do.
21. Is it over yet?
Very snazzy Noo
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