Thursday, March 22, 2007

I will post proof soon.

I have written about this psychological deviation before.

I have three younger sisters. They are normal in many ways. They talk alot, they laugh even more, they drink too much juice, they are demanding, they go through alot of phases.

We used to play soccer. It would be me against them. I might have had an extra teammate but i know that there was treachery afoot. I would be tackled unless i ran. This is despite me being the oldest, tallest and ..strongest?

There's a pool next door to us. The neighbour is away for eight weeks. So we skipped along gleefully. We went swimming, they yelled, they screamed and were in general disorderly. That was normal.
But there's an imbalance in the force when we're all in the pool. No one takes my side. Its three against one always. I can't run like i do on land, and i can't hide in the deep end for too long. I eventually have to resurface and i always get dunked, leeched upon, and drowned with the weight of at least two others often. I'm a sitting duck, and they know and take advantage of it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh yas! but oo is so coot! too coot to be fwoundering in de water wifout us wi'tle guyses to cwimb and jump all over oo.

Nicole said...

We do this because we love you Lisa.

We don't agree with the common assumuption that a bully must be larger in size than the bullied.

Any one, large or small, has a right to bully. Leave us in peace, or rest in peace.