Little guy had himself a birthday. I existed with the thought that he was the ripe age of two all along, and had been treating him as such, so now that he's two.. nothing changes at all.
- He will probably become a sudden genius. (He watches the how-to DVDs every day.)
- We will finally ask him the question one of us asks all small underlings remotely related to us as soon as they can speak: "What is the meaning of life?"
- He will count to ten. We shall take advantage of this special step up in the intellect by telling him that you get two daily spankings once you turn two.
At least we're not confusing him with the mistaken idea we all came up with when young and stupid; that age corresponds with bedtime hour, and that instead of 1am bedtime, he now gets to sleep at 2am. Tammy at 12 is still a little confused with this one. -
- He will receive the same amount of spankings (almost none). He will get naughtier.
We will bribe him with cookies.
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Well, really I should go to bed at noon.
Dear little kiddies and their inability to make the "Th" sound.
Bless them.
Does that mean since you are 19, you're suppose to get 19 spankings a day? I didn't know you still receive spankings?
Yes. Well it stands to reason that I don't blog about that.
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