"Facts"

I'm sorry to waste time with this. I just love playing with these things, i deleted a bunch but was left with what seems like still a million.

50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
I don't know how true the whole control complex idea is. I figure it's more of an incessant need to have new things often.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand". What they mean, sadly, is nothing new to wear.
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
False. Everyone "needs" to cry occasionally. This may be referring to permissibly whiney women who are doing it for attention, so its not a need, its more of a want.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Probably true. If you look slightly guilty, they'll play with your mind.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. False. Utterly.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. I hate those shows.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
Huh? That last sentence seems to cancel the first one out.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. False. What do we do if there isn't a man around?
10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
Thats because women don't view most things as secrets. You'd probably have to make them sign a contract and recite an oath of honour before they'd realize that you're not just talking.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
I've only heard about this phenomenon.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
False. I used to turn my phone off whenever it rang and then check for who called at the end of the day.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch. False. Women love toys too.
14. Women think all beer is the same. Those women probably haven't grown a taste for beer.
16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be. No. Women just prefer observing other women then men on TV. No matter how short the shorts.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. Yeah. I've been guilty of overpacking. But never will I admit it was for that reason. I'd admit it was just because I owned a massive suitcase.
18. Women brush their hair *before* bed. Oh dear. I wish.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. Oh the insight. I don't mind this one. Its a good incentive for buying women icecream.
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
Try China, THEN complain.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Only if she lives with a man. In which case all the hyperactivity is the mans fault.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' I agree. If a woman would really ask this then she's probably already happy.
32. The first naked man women see is "Ken". Uh. Sadly Ken is not a man. Ken is an it.
33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes. More like shoe.
35. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. True. Women either want men to reel it out of them, or aren't interested in discussing till later, when it will need to be reeled out. Sorry its so tricky.
36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women. What a fun sentence! I would hope not.
37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
Finally, one i can agree with.
38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. Women have a thing about weight, its to do with the clothing obsession.
39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?" Do men really buy flowers? I've seen it on TV and all, but im beginning to think its a well circulated myth.
40. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china". Showing off.
44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves. I don't know what the fascination is for toilet seats and pointing out differences between women and men.
45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. Why do we mostly call them Policemen.
46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you? Tom Cruise? What KIND of women are we talking about here?
48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together. Women just want to show off, and they find it useful to have a prop. It's easier showing off for men with another woman.
49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women. False. Women just want to see what everyone else is wearing.
50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, "Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here.
Thats because women wear costumes. You'd be embarrassed if you were the second Batman.