Cars

I decided you should know about the latest discovery/paranoia I've grown.
Sunday can go kinda slow around here, there are things to do, but the realization has followed me around now that people in cars are a little bored.

I'm not sure what the point is, but here are the symptoms and you can judge for yourselves. Hopefully think up a possible cure. Maybe send me a sling shot?


A few months ago, a blue car was exhibiting some suspicious behavior. I tend to keep an eye on car behavior. I guess its the anonymous nature of them, people aren't afraid to be weird because in a few minutes they can just speed on out of the suburb.
It slowed down, halted a bit, and then zoomed on a short ways down the street where it did a U-turn and stopped on the curb, just sitting there, doing nothing. I hope.
"Oh great." I thought. China could be like this sometimes, but I didn't expect it here. I ran around the corner to an apartment building faking that I lived there. As soon as I started running it took off following me around the corner, and then after I was out of sight, it moved on up the street.
I skipped on home. Figured it was my imagination. I didn't know then what I know now.
Its an epidemic.

Today on the exact same intersection, I was on my way home from some errand or excuse to go out on my own. It was a little more obvious this time. Another car caught the bug, and stopped a bit up the street. I didn't like how the street was empty, innocent weird behavior or not. So I took another street and ducked into my home after it went around the block twice.
I used to watch out for blue cars. The problem now is that most cars existing here are white.