Okay, i gotta write a resume. I hate that i have to get a job, i mean i have been working in china since i was 14 (teaching english) but that was very different. I enjoyed it, and i was the one in charge; other then the parents - but they really didn't interfere much. 5 years of that and i was really comfortable. Here its looking more and more like i'll have to be under someones thumb. I like being the thumb.
But never mind, however its going to be difficult to convince potential thumbs that i should work for them. If they were a little smarter they'd be clamouring for Nikki(17, sister) & I to be part of their workforce. They ask stupid questions too .. "Why do you think you should work for us." If they can't figure that out then they obviously are missing some vital element in the mental process. I'm always thinking up answers to that one.
1. Because im a pervert.
2. Obviously you have money that should, respectfully, be given to me.
3. Well, why do you think.. i think i should work for you?
4. I'm hungry.
5. Im the bestest.
6. Im in love with you and want to be around you all the time.
Any more ideas?
Of course the real answer turns out really cute. But too cheezy to put down here. Also i know want 'the thumb' to know im lying when it hears it.
8 comments:
i think its like an iq thing...if you can put an anwser that makes sense your ok...becasue i have a dog!...that'll keep them guessing haha
im reminded of thumb wars.
reason 7. "because im willing to do anything...(wink) ANYTHING...for the work at hand."
willingness is a very useful thing. dont you agree...sir??
"Because without me your life will be as boring as it is today for the rest of your life.
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!"
Whatever you say, be confident.
Praying for you.
Try the Legally Blonde 2 approach...it worked for her. ha!
hahaa
being a concubine would make things much easier
yes, too bad you cant be a concubine...how about a prostitute? :)
yeah I hate job interviews.
Other reasons:
cuz I believe the sopt where I will work for you is the spot the aliens want me to be at when they come that blessed day to take me to their mother-ship, please let me have this chance sir!!!
because I know I have to press my face to someones grindstone and why not your shiny one "hint"!!
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