Friday, April 21, 2006

Dedicated to Jo.



Ryan(1.5) and Cydney(4.5) came over today. Nikki the "Supernanny" was sick so I took her place and tried to live up to her high standards. It stands to reason that I was just without hope.


I fell into a couple of creepy make-believe worlds that highlighted just where my mental state is. It started with a simple "I spy" game where we got to the letter T. Cydney first convinced me with her strong arguments and obvious intellect that I was being chased by Tammy. My evident terror made her change the tune to me being chased by a T-Rex. They became extinct and soon I was being snapped to the heel by a couple of man eating sharks, when suddenly it was a giant beetle which belted out such grave fear. I was running for my life from an crocodile next and when I took cover under what I thought to be a picnic table, it turned out to be a wormsized-alligator tank.
Apparently their goal is life was trying to bite my butt. Needless to say, I kept running, I don't want my butt to go anywhere without me.
Anyway, I escaped. Ryan on the other hand was showing his mental prowess by chasing a willywagtail while giggling and waving a fork.

3 comments:

donutslord said...

u r not a smart person unless u go to codo2.blogspot.com

Nicole said...

thats so uncanny. you said you arent so smart. and in the first line. oohlala.

Lisa said...

i know Nik, im changing that. Doughnuts arent good either.