Death Comes Unexpectedly.

I had no idea. I was at the Dole (yes Aich, or Doll) office the other day to apply for Youth Allowance, and while I was having the interview the world started closing in and spinning around. I just kept trying to answer questions. But i couldn't concentrate, so I was giving very half-witted answers.

Mum came along and asked me what i thought was a really annoying question ( .. later known as "are you alright, you look pale.")
I collapsed from where I was standing onto the floor and lay there for about a minute. My parents and sister came running, when I woke up from a really comfortable sleep and some creepy dream in the 7th heaven, I woke up to see a large bearded man asking me how i felt. Naturally, I wanted to go back to sleep.
I went outside for fresh air, and finished business a few minutes later. But i couldn't think why i'd just pass out like that, I have never had a concussion, I doubt I'm anemic, im not anorexic, an insomniac or pregnant.
I finally realized it must have been an attempt on my life(!!) I mean, what else would it be.

I wondered if perhaps I'd fallen literally head over heels in love with the guy at the desk. No matter that he was an honourable looking Chinese dude that should be good at sipping tea and speaking Confucian dialogues.
Or maybe the interviewer was asking me inappropriate questions which shocked me into fainting. I convinced Mum later that he asked my underwear colour.
In the end I figured to sue them for having toxic chemicals in the air-conditioning system.